This site was designed mostly for Black (aka Justin). It is meant as a humour website, as well as the host for Justin's personal website. The Minions4 is a small, humble establishment based solely on the goal of World Domination, and the theory of "Peace Through Tyranny." We are based in the small, scenic town of....Well, I can't actually tell you that.

There are many things that we in the Minions4 like to participate in. The main thing among us is Video Games. We are all avid gamers, playing a variety of games from The King of RPGs (Final Fantasy), to first-person shooters (especially when glowing blades of energy, and a mystical power known as the Force are involved), to strategy classics, like Warcraft III, to racing games of the violent (and, at least for one person, the non-violent) variety. We even play Mario Party.

There are a number of antics that the crazier of us perform, especially when snow is involved. There are also a number of things which very easily annoy us:

"AOL Kiddie-Speak"

This is highest on the list of annoyances for a single reason. Why, in the name of God (and by God, we mean Brad), would you want to write out all your internet lingo with 'r's and 'u's and '4's? U think UR 2 cool 4 us? Think again: this kind of writing does nothing but draw major ire from each and every one of the Minions4, and you'd be best to avoid it completely!

Religion

Oh, we won't even get started on this one! There are so many things here that are intolerable and/or annoying. We don't mind those people who practice their religion if they do so in a manner that is respectable to others. I know plenty of people who are religious, but do not go around pushing it on others after they've been told "no".

Americans

Some Americans are okay. I can think of one which lives in my building with whom we are friends. The vast majority, however, have this unnerving "we're the best in the world" attitude that draws almost as much ire from us as the first item above.

Politics

Another one of those "we won't get started" things. Most of us don't vote for any of the candidates, but we do vote. How? Simple. By not choosing a candidate to throw your muscle behind, you are saying that you do not like any of the candidates. Try it sometime. Get everyone in your school to abstain from voting (or, at least the majority of the population). You'll get amazing results.